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pommel horse

A)When the chick gets on top and decides to do it like the man. B) A deuce resembling said real-life object

Dude, I don't think you wanna go wit that chick because apparently she likes to pommel horse the shit outta people.

by Godakajesus February 09, 2006

Pommel Horse

The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman. Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.

Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman. Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.

by Feral Man September 06, 2014

Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.

I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.

by Ace B April 28, 2006