A fork of Rural Dictionary
-noun -verb
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
In a professional training session:
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
to continuously fist away at willing or unwilling anal or vaginal cavity with no remorse whatsoever. It is usally done with fellow coworkers watching and cheering on the poon jabber by screaming "WHOOT THERE IT IS!"
My and the guys got off of work and went to Luke's mom's house and I poon jabbed the shit out of her!
It was so much fun we all went to Burger King came back and poon jab her some more, but this time in her brown eye!
the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.
if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)
"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"