A fork of Rural Dictionary
The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping. Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as: 1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet. Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal. Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.