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poop stick

a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet

i need to find my poop stick, i don't wanna clog my toilet.

by vheissu417 September 28, 2008

poop stick

Large bud of hydroponic marijuana about 12" or longer is a poop stick

Yo we just got done burnin this poop stick we high like a g6

by poopstick master January 10, 2011

poop stick

1. A person who sucks just a little bit. 2. An expletive. 3. A log shaped piece of poop.

You little poop stick

by slasher March 27, 2003

poop stick

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.

you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard Friend: for what? You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump. Friend: So You needed a poop stick?

by the real definition master November 13, 2014

Poop Stick

A random stick or branch used to clean dog excrement off of the bottom of one's shoes. The stick can then be used as a weapon to use against others.

After cleaning Fido's giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, I used the poop stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.

by Charlie Buckspit November 18, 2013

poop sticks

good word to use if you're trying not to say curse words. Takes the place of "oh damn!" or "oh shit!"

Poop sticks! I dropped my pencil.

by Its Becky Yo February 06, 2009

Poop Stick

A small cigar that is smoked much like a cigarette. These would include Captain Blacks little cigars and Santa Fe's. They resemble the aroma of what burning feces would smell like. They're good for clearing a room out and ruining the mood. They smell like burning poop.

"Everything was all good until Jordan rolled in with a lit poop stick, within seconds everyone was trying to determine where that terrible poopy odor was coming from. Then they realized what it was and people questioned how one could enjoy smoking and inhaling lit poop."

by El Chando January 29, 2010