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a flagrant trollop who enjoys anal sex.

monifa is such a poop tart. she totally likes it in the ass.

a flat piece of poop with creme in the middle

mm poop tarts

The remnants of a poop taken in a toaster.

"Aww man, who left a poop tart in my new toaster??"

1. See Republicans. 2. A chocolate flavored pop tart that tastes like poop.

Veek is such a poop tart. MMM PooP TarTZ

A flaming homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

ThePoopTart is such a poop tart. He totally likes it in the ass.

When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.

Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.

Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."

His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.

John and joe shared a poop tart