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to develop a penile erection
Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.
The phenomenon that takes place when a sexually aroused male experiences a sudden or gradual rush of blood to the penis causing it to stand stiff and harden, often occuring unexpectedly in a public setting.
I always pop a boner every time I see your mom bend over I popped a boner in Miss Goodbody's math class just before she asked me to solve a problem on the board
To pop a boner means for a guy to get a hard-on.
If I haven't taken care of my morning wood, I always pop a boner in the cadet showers!
To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.
Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!
When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment
I hate popping a boner while I poo.