Country Dictionary

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Popular Boy

Annoying assholes who think making fun of other people makes them cool. Typically popular boy behavior are: Showing up late for class since he has “better stuff to do” Say “nobody asked” every time someone talks Being rude to teachers for no reason Smoking weed in the bathrooms Calling random people gay because “it’s funny” Sense of humor is basically being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. Cheats on their partners regularly Shouts dead memes in the hallway Fighting each other at 7:00 am in the morning Makes fun of kids who don’t wear name brand Bullies any guy who isn’t masculine Sends dick pics to randoms girls and call them whores Screams for absolutely no reason And overall fucking pieces of shit that will get hit with reality check when high school is over.

Random person: breathes Popular Boy: Yo shut the fuck up no one was talking to your ugly ass

by Santa Stalker April 10, 2022