A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.
Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.
Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".
"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."
A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.
Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.
the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis
"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
The common term for a fellas old chap.
I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!
The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"