Country Dictionary

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porn dwarf

A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.

Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...

by The Scotsman September 21, 2005

Porn Dwarf

Vertically-challenged skin artiste.

Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time

by European Bob May 01, 2003

Dwarf Porn

Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.

Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf. A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.

by Porno Andy February 24, 2012