A fork of Rural Dictionary
A store that sells pornography.
Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday." Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?" Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."
Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star. Bonnie: He fucks me all the time. Clyde: What?!