A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you hear when the history channel is on and you aren't paying attention to the "Pawn Stars" commerical
Me: *washing dishes* Lalalala TV: Up next is a whole new episode of Porn Stars Me: WHAT? *excited* TV: *shows pictures of the show* Me: ...... TV: On this episode of Pawn stars Me: Damn it
Someone who needs to get a real job.
Person 1: I heard Becky became a porn star Person 2: Wow what a waste of human life. Get a real job and make a contribution to something Person 3: She's making a contribution to my dick
when you talk a girl into having sex in front of a camera. it is important that she acts like a total slut while she is being filmed, and extra props if she is really raunchy. the main points are she has to vocalise everything she is feeling, and have a screaming orgazum. usualy used to set someone up for a bad spring break or p. hilton.
jenny and I played "porn star" last night. we ended the video with a steaming teakettle, what a whore.