A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you need to poop in school and have limited time to do so. Typical power poops can last as little as 2 minutes. Power poops originated at MHS in Millbury MA.
Dave- Hey jay i have to go poop really bad, would you like to join me Jay- Sorry i cant i don't want the teachers to wonder why i was in the bathroom for so long Dave- Thats fine, we can just power poop!
Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition. Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.
Me: BRB! 7:00 PM You: ok! 7:00 PM Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM You: Dude, you just broke a world record! Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week
A poop/poops that comes out of your anus so fast that the impact makes the water reach your butt cheeks.
"Dude, I just had a power poop. Now I have to take a shower."
The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.
Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!" Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?" Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"
When you dont wash your hands after you take a shit. Then you try and touch people but they will always move away. From this advantage you can demand anything you want
DJ SkiZZ: " HAHAHAHA i didnt wash my hands!!" kid: " Dude get the hell away from me and stop trying to touch me!!" DJ SkiZZ: " I HAVE THE POOP POWER!!"