A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your gettin a bj while taking a shit
my girl got me a preacher seat the other night
A painful dive which is executed by jumping off a diving board and raising both legs directly in front of you, such that they are completely horizontal when you hit the water, and placing your hands together in the prayer position while bowing your head.
Ricky won the big splash contest by executing a flawless Preacher's Seat!
In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.
The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.