A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pressing your wiener against a babershop window
Yep, someone's pressing pickle down at Joes
The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.
Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.
Pressing your wiener against a window.
"Stop pickle pressing and become a gentleman, son" - Bill Clinton
PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask? Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Gizmocat: *meows innocently* (HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP) Kelly Gordys women: GORDY! Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass. So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT...................................... let's put the pickle in context.
Gizmocat: MEOW Kelly Gordys women: GORDY! Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass PICKLE PRESS: to press THE PICKLE against the glass