A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water. 2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.
1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway. 2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.
When you take a fatty shit on a girl's chest and then piss on it to clean it off.
Dude, she's a freak, I bet I could even get away with pulling off the pressure washer
It took me 1 hour with my Willy to clean the driveway, so much faster than my Pressure Washer!
The pressure washer is when you blow a load on a girls face and then quickly after you begin to pee on her face to clean it off.
Tom blows a load on Jill's face, then Tom pees on Jill's face. Jill then thanks Tom for a "Pressure Washer".
When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.
Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.
When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph
Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis