A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
phrase describing the action of covertly setting money in a tip jar before anyone else has left "real" tips in order to ease the flow of tips by making customers feel more at ease with the idea of leaving money.
bar band member: "We'd better prime the pump before the crowd gets here tonight."
To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.
Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.
Jacking off prior to having sex in order to last longer.
Man I had to prime the pump before I fucked that fine ass chick. I didn't want to cum too fast. Prime the pump pussy cum
Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.
I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.
When you drink before going to f your new gf
I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.
When you fuck with Amazon prime on in the background
Want to come over to prime and pump tonight?