A fork of Rural Dictionary
The theory that a concoction of inorganic compounds placed in the right environment can create life.
Started as primordial soup and now we here *highfive we technology addicts now, take that dumb soup
that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant
person 1: yo is your cat pregnant person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch Person 1: WTF is that
A pubic bush on either the male, female or anything in between that has been neglected so long that it has never once been trimmed, shaved, waxed or maintained in anyway. It is often seen raging out of control and in some instances it may be visible without the removal of ones clothes.
Tommy: So I was going down on this fat chick last night when i noticed she had a primordial bush going on. Nonetheless i proceeded with caution. Matt: GET SOME!!!
being triggered to the point that your very soul screams in your moment of frustration and anguish
Person 1: Did Tony just address Juan as "him" instead of his gender-fluid pronoun? Person 2: Yes, and it triggers Juan on a Primordial level. Person 1: Thats one hell of a Primordial Triggering
When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup.
Disgusting ooze that's been here for a really long time.
Davis looked like primordial ooze on Smallville when he came out of his spaceship during season 8