A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb: inconveniantly accessing ones inventory during combat in an attempt to prove further uselessness
Im going to prof a synthesis.
hold on! Im profing it
A professor, or teacher, that speaks mostly English; and, teaches Spanish to his/her students. All of these teachers are the same, and come from the same biological background. They profess their love for Don Quixote, 8 week journeys through Spain, and the Chicago Cubs. They are often known to play music during class.
Mi profe escucha a la música de AC/DC ayer.
I have to read Don Quixote because my Profe is obsessed with it.
A Profe is a teacher at a predominately english-speaking school who instructs students in spanish. All Profe's are identical clones of each other, and in order to teach, use the same curriculum, videos, worksheets, and posters throughout the classroom. They all have excellent, but very dry senses of humor. No one is sure where the first Profe's originated, but the most wide-held theory is that they were the spawn of an english teacher and a janitor.
"Profe made us learn stories about el gatos today.'
When one takes copious amounts of ibuprofen and gets freaky
Did you see Owen last night? He was so geeked off the profe.