A fork of Rural Dictionary
That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there
KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.! ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.
Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.
That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging. They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive. (if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)
Mother: God donut rick! Our water bill is twice as much as it was last month! Is this a mistake?! Father: Hunny... it's puberty.
Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.
Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.
What you go through when your aged between 10-18. Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair. Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.
I hate puberty.
Something Justin Bieber hasn't experienced yet
Youve hit puberty but not Justin Bieber???????