Country Dictionary

Puff Pastry

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.

I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done. I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.

Puff Pastry

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops

Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.

Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

Pastry puff

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy

Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?