A fork of Rural Dictionary
to "pull a columbine" is basically doing a typical school shooting, minus the incredibly large amount of infamy, copy cats and social effect that columbine had. basically a lvl 1 school shooting done by a noob who doesn't know how to wash their leather cheerio and smells like doo doo feces.
connor: oh my, im so fed up with being bullied at school even though im the instigator, i think im gonna pull a columbine penis of johnson: stfu you smelly kid, put your dads hunting rifle away and get some help as well as not be such a bitch at school and no one will bully you" connor: thanks penis of johnson! now that i've been given some valuable info, i have turned my life around and have become a famous mathematician. penis of johnson: you're welcome! *and the school lived happily ever after*