A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (noun, verb) A rare solo sexual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own ass. This is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt.
2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time
Rich really purple-eagled himself when he attempted to talk to that hot girl.
He shouldn't have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the hell out of it.
The BEST muthafucking shit around. Generally used in conjunction with the word "Muthafucka"
It is an internet meme from the site Youtube
That bitch right there it a muthafucking purple eagle!
Unknown phenomenon involving mysterious body art
unknown at this time.
Yo whats purple eagle mean?
Only the most B.A. girls hockey team around loaded with amazing danglers.
Wow Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey looks amazing. They are professionals.