Country Dictionary

When a bitch is polishing your knob, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.

Janette was talking funny for a few days after I gave her a purple mushroom.

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare 2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom 3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.

1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms. 2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt! 3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom

man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

type of cloud formed after explosion by an iraqi nuclear warhead