A fork of Rural Dictionary
Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"
The lesbian version of dick drunk.
"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."