A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order
Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!
To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.
Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.
To cheer up. When one forgets one's problems and improves in mood.
Put on a wig, Samantha! We'll go out and cut up the rug/s.