Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Put your feet on my rug

When a woman rubs her toes around a hairy man's penis and gives him a foot job usuing her toes.

Wanna put your feet on my rug nigga?
HellZ yea boi

by Beck-izzle & K-Dogg August 28, 2006

Putting Your Best Feet Forward

After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.

It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.

putting my feet on

Term for putting on footwear, usually to go outside when you need to perform a task

Yes i'll go put the bins out in a minute, I'm just putting my feet on

by CroakerXXX November 30, 2023

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by onewoodenleg2 January 04, 2022

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hurry up, get on out of here

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by onewoodenleg2 January 04, 2022