A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).
Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears... John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard! Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.