A fork of Rural Dictionary
The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.
Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.
Damn rat woman.
A girl....that looks like a rat....
rat tits..facial rat hair...long tail..and claws..sexy...
A Rat Woman is typically a person of the female binary who is middle-aged (starting around the age of 30), who lives in close proximity to suits and ties, and a substance that may be addictive (ie. cigarettes, alcohol). Rat Women can also have names that start with 'R'.
Rat Women tend to be morally grey, disillusioned with the state of their life or the world, tired, and yet superior to their peers for being wiser, smarter, or more skilled in some way. Despite their superiority, they are still, in the eyes of their peers, a loser, and rarely get respect unless it is from a naive or more youthful person.
Rat women tend to be well-liked by sapphics.
"Reagan Ridley from Inside Job is such a Rat Woman, I love her!"
(Noun) Rat Woman Yuri is when a Rat Woman gets into a queer-platonic, romantic, or sexual relationship with another (non-man) who may or may not also be a Rat Woman.
"I think Kasane Teto deserves a girlfriend, it would make great Rat Woman Yuri."
(noun) Rat Woman Yuri Law is a set of rules written and enforced by the Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador. It applies to every Rat Woman and Rat Woman Yuri.
"Looks like the Rat Woman Yuri Law has been updated. Newest entry encourages balancing out toxic yuri with healthy yuri."
(Noun) A Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador is someone who is a lesbian and is responsible for updating and recording Rat Woman Yuri Law. A Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador's most valued treasure is the Rat Women in their life.
"Finally, I've become the Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador. I am going to write so much lesbian fanfic."