Country Dictionary

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

John: The internet is a series of tubes. Jane: Read a book would you!

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed. Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

1. A animated rap song. 2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.

1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book" guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it. 2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*( guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)

"Shall we go read a book?" "My, you're so good at reading books" "If I come around, can I read a book with you?"

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book." "I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

v. code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

-in a public area- Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax" Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?" Man#1 "SURE!"

making out

moe: i'm craving a book today sylvie: me too lets read a book