Country Dictionary

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Record baby

A baby spinning on a record screaming at the top of his lungs

The record baby is so loud I can't hear the fucking song

by Abchannel12 May 04, 2023

Record baby

It is a baby (that isn't alive) that can work like a vinyl record that plays the sound of a baby screaming, not a screaming baby spinning on top of a record.

Person 1: "Oh, did you get the newly released 'Record baby'?"

Person 2 "Yes, yes I did"

by Archimedes4047 February 02, 2025