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A supermegafoxyawesomehot snack favored by a one Ronald Weasley. Has been known to have magical powers and can do anything. They are known to be TOTALLY AWESOME.
Of course. Everything tastes better with RedVines.
When gay men intertwine their penises like the snakes on a caduceus. Taken from The Office (US) S09E08 "The Target").
Angela's Husband and Oscar were redvining all night long. All night.
1) A tasty snack that is red and cherry-flavored. Came out before Twizzlers. If people say they like Twizzlers better than Red Vines, they seriously have a problem (unless if they're Darren Criss or Joey Richter or any other member of Team StarKid).
2) The delicious snack that Harry Potter and Ron Weasley discover they both like in Team StarKid's A Very Potter Sequel. Ron is always eating them in this musical. Near the end when Peter Pettigrew is about to kill Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Lupin, Ron hold a Red Vine up to Peter and yells "STUPEFY!" Then Ron takes a bite of that Red Vine, saying, "Red Vines—what the hell can't they do?"
Ron: Hey do you want a Red Vine?
Harry: Yeah, sure.
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Ron: What is your favorite snack? 1, 2, 3—
H & R: Redvines.
Ron: What's your favorite color vine other than green?
H & R: Redvines.
Ron: What's your favorite way of saying 'red wine' in a German accent?
H & R: Redvines—OH MY GOSH!!!
The act of intertwining the penises of two (gay) men presumably during sex, similar to the two snakes on a caduceus or (as the name suggests) the twisted licorice in Red Vines.
"What is it called when two gay men intertwine their penises? Like the two snakes on the medical stick? Is it called redvining?" -Angela Martin from The Office (Season 9, Episode 8)
When two penis's intertwine
adj. redvining
I redvined that man's cock yesterday
A sex act in which two men twine their penises together like mating snakes.
Hooman and I were redvining last night!
When two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on a medic-alert bracelet.
Those two gay dudes are redvining!