A fork of Rural Dictionary
To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.
Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.
to poop. especially in the woods.
release the chocolate hostages! Now!
To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.
Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.
Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.
The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation
Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.
"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."