A fork of Rural Dictionary
taking your morning poop AFTER you take your morning shower
"Man, I was so bummed I pulled a reverse order this morning. Now I'll have monkey butt all day!"
A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.
BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde. Wonder what his family thinks." BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner yet."(mild chuckle)