A fork of Rural Dictionary
Means to masterbate. The dolphin being pleasure and my masterbating you are riding this pleasure. from old english when english navy men would go to the caribbean and ride dolphins for pleasure after being at war.
Man 1:I thought you were going to call me last night?
Man 2: sorry i fell asleep after riding the dolphin.
masturbating. similar to jacking off, whacking off, flicking the bean, chocking the chicken, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, fighting with your purple headed yogurt slinger, and tug of war with cyclops.
"Sorry i had to ride the dolphin. Saw this really hot chick."
"Dude thats nasty!"
I'm bored of horse riding. Maybe I'll go and try ride the dolphin instead
The act of riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit, splashing and getting everybody all wet.
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.
Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?