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1/4 of the Beatles because his contributions to the Beatles' music is just as significant as the other 3. He was not a songwriter, he was a drummer not chosen by an accident since he was the best drummer in Liverpool.
Man, listen how Ringo Starr bangs those tom-toms in "A Day in the Life". Can't imagine anyone else who plays like that.
The guy who put the Beat in the Beatles and is COMPLETELY underrated.
Loser: Ringo Starr? Who's that?
Me: Only the greatest drummer in the history of modern music.
The guy that hangs out with the Beatles.
John: "Hey whose that guy with the big nose?"
Kenny: "That's Ringo Starr."
not actually that great of a drummer. he had talent but compared to what the rest of the Beatles had, he really wasn't that good. still a key member of the band, though!
person one: ringo starr was the greatest drummer in the world!
person two: not really... he still rocks though.
a guy who likes trains a little too much
Ringo Starr
1.) The father of rock-n-roll-styled drumming
2.) A human tempo machine
3.) The best drummer in Liverpool
3.) The lovably "sad" voice behind "Yellow Submarine," "With a Little Help from My Friends," and "Octopus's Garden"
4.) The reason "Hard Day's Night" exists, in any format
5.) A giant nose with a skinny, stoned Brit attached to it
7.) A precious cinnamon bun that must be protected at all costs
8.) The ONLY Mr. Conductor
9.) Savior of Pepperland, Defeater of the Blue Meanies, and magnet for "Unidentified Flying Cupcakes"
10.) The most popular Beatle in the U.S. at the height of the band's fame
11.) The guy who that one Animaniac's voice is a spoof of
12.) The Steve Buscemi of rock; in that, he has a reputation as "the funny lookin' loser," but the informed know he's a genius, and he has plenty of fangirls
This "Thomas the Tank Engine" crackfic must be read in Ringo Starr's voice.