A fork of Rural Dictionary
When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.
Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.
The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.
My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.
titties that look like the map of wisconsin
Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!
When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.
When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.
Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut
After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map
When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.
Damn girl you got a road map ass.