A fork of Rural Dictionary
Roast pork is slang for fire police
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.
syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.
"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."
a fat woman sucking a guys dick & another guy fucking her backdoor at the same time.
queen latifah likes to do a pork roast.
A innocent white girl getting filled up by multiple penises
That poor girl just got pork roasted
When a male sticks his dick in a female and slowly turns her in a 360 degree rotation.
John: me and Sally got so bored last night that we did a pork roast.
Jeff: awesome.
Being so high that you feel as though you are a piece of roasted pork.
Damn nigga, that L got me pork roasted!