A fork of Rural Dictionary
if facepalming was a person. probably thinks "you draw like Picasso" is a compliment, has the mental capacity of a floppy disk, would be falling for 30mins if he drops from how high he thinks his skill ceiling is to his actual skill ceiling, checks his teammates damage and kd more than he checks his ego, probably has thought of making his own frag movie but has no actual knowledge on how to do so. But he does have a redeeming quality where he is able to, without any cost or condition, piss off anybody that he is playing with.
*Robed joins the call Everyone collectively: ffs
Robing - (not to be confused with Robbing, the process of stealing from someone, or something) is the process of attempting to spit game when completely hammered. The person believes that they have all the game in the world, but usually ends up creating an epic moment that will not soon be forgotten.
"Hey baby, you are lookin pretty sad over there. Can I do anything to help you?" - This is a prime example of Robing someone after having far, far too much Vodka.
Something worn by gay guys, typically extremely gay and in their 20s-40s. Has been a common way to tell if a man is gay or not since the 1960s.
Jimmy: Omg! Juhsiah is wearing a robe! He’s gay!
Robe is a gorgeous, beautiful, thicc, intelligent and talented female. she makes every girl who passes by jealous and make every guy fall for her. She's also very intelligent and sexy. she a thicc bitch unlike maria. her ass too thicc it doesn't fit in her pants.
maria: DAMN ROBE YOU THICC Zahra: I wish i was as beautiful as robe Tristan: I would die for this hoe
Robes is a definition that has to do at the end of a comment that either makes no sense or has nothing to do with anything said before that. It also is used at some graduations in the North East where children scream robes as a symbol of graduation. It is used in high school and middle school.
Matt- So anyway my cousin steamrolled her li- Collin- I just met the police cheif guys! Nate-Robes! (or) Chris-Graduation day! Alex- Finally! Drew- Robes!
When somebody who is bad at fantasy football makes silly comments on a message board.
james is robing the message board again