Country Dictionary

A reply to a humorous comment.

Used mainly by people who choose to partake in unconventional behavior, such as going to Eat'n Park at 4 am.

Comment: I just spent five minutes talking about waffles.

Reply: rofl waffle

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

To rape with the fervor of one million ferverous people who are ferverous about the act of rape. In short, to rape.

If you don't stop I'm going to rofl waffle you in a corner!

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!

Haha, what a funny joke! Rofl Waffle!

When your having sex you take a crap on the girls chest and hit it with a tennis racket. Thus creating a waffle of rofl.

Jeremiah made an excellent rofl waffle on Esther's chest last night.

A traditional home-made waffle with marijuana as the extra ingredient.

Instead of rolling some joints, we decided to make some rofl waffles!