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Rofl Waffles(n) When a n00b laughs very hard it'll often say something completely retarded like "lol" or "rofl". However, when a n00b laughs so incredibely hard that it cannot contain it's idiocy in the slightest manner, it will exclaim the legendary "ROFL WAFFLEZ!!!!!!!111!!111!!ZOR". It is important that you either slap or pwn the n00b who said this and if possible eliminate him from the face of the planet to ensure that nothing as f*cking retarded as this happens ever again.

ZOMG!11!1!!1337! I JuSt uBER pWNzORD tAt N00B!!!!1111!!!! ROFL WAFFLES!!!!!

a company formed by 3 students at hamburg high school.Shane,Mike,and Vinny.

I ate so many rofl waffles I vomited worse than the time i drank that bottle of ipacac.

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!

Haha, what a funny joke! Rofl Waffle!

A reply to a humorous comment.

Used mainly by people who choose to partake in unconventional behavior, such as going to Eat'n Park at 4 am.

Comment: I just spent five minutes talking about waffles.

Reply: rofl waffle

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

When your having sex you take a crap on the girls chest and hit it with a tennis racket. Thus creating a waffle of rofl.

Jeremiah made an excellent rofl waffle on Esther's chest last night.

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system