A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. the act of putting on a condom. this euphemism is often utilized when you hook up with a random chick you meet from a night out on the town
Claude: Dude, that heavy drinking last night robbed me of my dignity! I don't know if i can finish this weekend the right way or not. Brad: I don't know about you, but I think I'm trying to roll one down tonight. Claude: Actually, yeah, let me shower so I can wash away this hangover. Count me in on that mission!
When someone roles their dick on the ground.
Sorry I missed your call I was rolling one out.
Failing at a task or fumbling a job/task/situation; usually something simple. Based on the twenty-sided dice system used in games such as D&D, in which rolling a one usually constitutes an automatic failure (called a "fumble").
When he was unable to repeat what his Professor had lectured at him, James made a claimed of rolling a one on his "Listen Check".
To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune. Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house. Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
Slang term for not coming into work by rolling dice and getting a 1.
"Hey where is wacho?" "He rolled a one."
Used when you get a really bad trip from smoking a blunt
Man 1: Dude I don't feel too well after that blunt Man 2:Oh bro were you rolling a moldy one?