A fork of Rural Dictionary
a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess
"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"
The most famous male porn star in America. He is known for his big dong.
Ron Jeremy is the man!
A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”
I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.
THE BEST PORNSTAR IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
HE MAKES BIG BOB LOOK SMALL IN THE PANTS!
"What the Fuck! Why is ron Jeremy nailing my Mom?"
To have sex, passionate and powerful version of it, doing it like Ron Jeremy.
I was virgin before the marriage night and then I did do the Ron Jeremy on her.
A re-rack in beer pong that puts the cups in a straight line. Can only be done with 3 or more cups, otherwise it would be too short to be called a ron jeremy.
Bro #1: Re-rack!
Bro #2: Ok, what do you want?
Bro #1: Can I get a Ron Jeremy?
Bro #2: (Bro #2 proceeds to place the cups in a straight line facing outwards)
a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat
Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!