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ron paul

Ron Paul, in addition to being a 2008 presidential candidate, is also slang for percocet, usually in the context of recreational use.

Oh shit, I just snorted some Ron Paul and I'm high as fuck!

by gary niger February 26, 2008

ron paul

A politician who has the ability to purge washington.

I sure hope that I can inherit the legacy left behind for me by the Ron Paul administration.

by Estehbahn June 01, 2007

ron paul

The only politician able to earn Chuck Norris' respect. Here are some facts about Dr. Paul. 1. Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights. 2. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom. 3. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands. 4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?" 5. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Ron Paul. 6. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses. 7. Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart. 8. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul. 9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men. 10. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.

The moral and constitutional obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people. --Ron Paul Capitalism should not be condemned, since we haven't had capitalism. --Ron Paul Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy. --Ron Paul You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws. --Ron Paul

by Tax Heretic August 17, 2007

ron paul

a word to yell when someone is tagged in man hunt

jeremy: "RON PAUL" *everyone comes out of hiding* adam: "who's it?" jeremy:"ruben."

by unruh January 06, 2008

ron paul

Magneto, the character from X-men!

William: Hey Jeff doesn't Ron Paul look really familar? Jeff: Yeah, that's because he is actually Mangneto...

by chocolate reign November 13, 2007

ron paul

Ron Paul is a constitutionalist. Ron has never voted to raise taxes. Ron has never voted for an unbalanced budget. Ron has never voted for the Iraq War. Ron has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership. Ron has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch. Ron has never voted to raise congressional pay. Ron has never taken a government-paid junket. Ron voted against the Patriot Act. Ron votes against regulating the Internet. Ron voted against NAFTA and CAFTA. Ron votes against the United Nations. Ron votes against the welfare state. Ron votes against reinstating a military draft. Ron votes to preserve the constitution. Ron votes to cut government spending. Ron votes to lower healthcare costs. Ron votes to end the war on drugs. Ron votes to protect civil liberties. Ron votes to secure our borders with real immigration reform. Ron votes to eliminate tax funded abortions and to overturn Roe v Wade. Ron votes to protect religious freedom.

NOT RACIST “Racism is simply an ugly form of collectivism, the mindset that views humans strictly as members of groups rather than individuals . . . By encouraging Americans to adopt a group mentality, the advocates of so-called “diversity” actually perpetuate racism. Their obsession with racial group identity is inherently racists . . . we should understand that racism will endure until we stop thinking in terms of groups and begin thinking in terms of individual liberty.” -Ron Paul

by bbobb the builder September 18, 2007

ron paul

probably a o.k guy. but has as much chance of being elected president as i do.

your voting for ron paul? go ahead, throw your vote away.

by biffStu February 12, 2008