A fork of Rural Dictionary
a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here. son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it. father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die. son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
1. to be subsituted for anything 2. ovaries that doesnt work 3. smelly eggs
1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs" "What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day" 2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs 3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here. son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it. father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.
Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia. Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen sulfide, contained in the familiar and noxious odor of the proteins breaking down from bacterial growth within... you guessed it, a rotting egg. And boy! those are straight up nasty.
*POOOOT!* Get the Air-Wick! This mother-fucker just laid a rotten-egg fart in here!
Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.
Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.