A fork of Rural Dictionary
The heart of Manchester United.
One of Uniteds Greatest players.
One of the worlds best midfielders.
Strong and brave footballer.
Great irish international footballer.
Roy keane captain of man united and irish international player.
Roy Keane is Cockney rhyming slang for “bean”. Bean is a reference to the woman’s sensitive genital clitoris so Roy Keane is therefore a reference to the woman’s clit.
Angus: Did you go round her yard last night?
Wallace: She showed me her Roy Keane and everything
The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love
Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)