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rug doctor

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.

rug doctor

an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.

Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.

rug doctor

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.

Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!

Rug Doctor

Person who passes out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.

Where did that stain come from? The Rug Doctor was here last night.

Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?