Country Dictionary

rump wrangler

1) Someone who wrangles rump, much like cowboys used to wrangle cattle and other animals. (see also ass spelunker)

1 - Holy shit that guy's ass looks hot!
2 - Jesus, Man, do you have to be such a flaming rump wrangler?
1 - Basically, yes.

Rump Wrangler

A very gayleatherman who wears chaps and Wrangler jeans, searching for a bottom.

The Rump Wrangler would like you to ask him, "why Do you wear Wrangler jeans with that big label on you back pants pocket?"