A fork of Rural Dictionary
He's a stand-up comedian who has been reported to of quit Big Brother's Big Mouth. He's battled drugs addictions and presents a radio show. (he has cool hair)
the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing.... 'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'. Little paul scholes is here everyone. I've got issues with that. 'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother). Nice to be a lesbian.
When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character. Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan
IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech
A dumbass, hippie, English comedian, that thinks Americans are dumb cowboys.
Did you hear what Russell Brand said about President Bush at the MTV music awards. What an idiot. This English fool should stick to his job and avoid political issues. Especially since he does not know what he's talking about.
A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.
Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?' Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'. Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!' Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!
An British comedian who is so British that he sounds like an American with a bad British accent.
You: "Have you ever heard that guy, Russel Brand?" Friend: "No" You: "Oh, He's this british comedian that is so British he sounds like an American with a bad British accent" Friend: "What"
The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.
Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday Rose: Why? Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.