A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Russian Hat refers to the act of taking a dump in the hood of someone's hoodie and pulling it up over their head.
"Hey Billy, I just gave Matt a Russian Hat"
A ridiculously hairy vagina.
Next thing I new I was balls deep in a "Russian Hat."
when the temperature is less than 15 degrees Fahrenheit, and without wearing wearing a Russian winter hat you would freeze your ass off.
Brendan: Yo, Henry you going out for lunch?
Henry: Fuck No, this is some beastly Russian Hat Weather.
The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!