A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Russian Storm Trooper can also be known as a "ZR" aka Zeke, and has absolutely nothing to do with russia, russians, or anything related to russia. A russian storm trooper can be found in it's natural habitat asking around for food (commonly tacos) in a freshman class. Since the russian storm trooper is nocturnal, the russian storm trooper will naturally ask for food then fall asleep for the remainder of the class.
Russian Storm Trooper: Hey dude, can I have some of your tacos? Other Person: Sorry man, I didn't buy extra's. Russian Storm Trooper: Please man, I didn't eat breakfast yet and I'm starving! Other Person: Dude, don't be such a Russian Storm Trooper.